Labubu obituary: Rot in hell you ugly little freaks

The year was 2025, and we had strayed far from God’s light. Arrive at any event – a fashion show, baby shower, wedding or picnic – and they’d greet you: six-inch monsters swinging from the clasp of a designer bag. 2025 was undoubtedly the year of the Labubu, the plush keyring with fluffy ears, pointed teeth and no soul. In the wake of 2024’s bag-charm craze, the Labubu emerged as the only acceptable accessory to hang from your other accessories, subsequently taking the world by storm.hellip;

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